By Joe Straw
The Latina Christmas Special, written and performed by Maria
Russell, Diana Yanez, and Sandra Valls, is a wonderful way to start the
Christmas holidays. Created by Diana Yanez,
directed by Geoffrey Rivas, and presented at the Latino Theater Center, this
holiday special is a Latina take on celebrating the holiday season and I couldn’t
be happier to have seen it.
For this production, the theatre chairs have been moved
around to face eastwardly (toward the Star of Bethlehem); it makes the intimate
stories all that more engaging in this black box venue.
Sandra’s (Sandra
Valls) couch sits in the middle of the living room and provides just enough
for the other two guests who are invited to her home on this night. Her coffee
table sits over a nice Persian rug that is stretched to protect the hardwood
flooring. And her beautiful Christmas
tree adorns a corner of the room, while the bar, away from the sanctity of a Christmas
symbol, the tree, graciously accommodates two guests for spirited drinking. And
there will be Christmas cheer tonight.
Also, there is a Virgen de Guadalupe rotating lamp on the
bar reminding guests to drink responsibly.
The set, nicely designed by Michael Navarro, gives the actors
free reign in a night of reminiscences, of Christmas past, present, and a hint of
Christmas futures.
The night starts with the three amigas singing “Feliz
Navidad” with Sandra on the piano, Maria (Maria
Russell) on the maracas, and Diana (Diana
Yanez) on the bongos. The instruments
give us a hint of their histories, the maracas give new meaning internal
cogitative spirited memories.
Squeals and laughter are heard as the three women exchange gifts;
Maria gives a pink flamingo ornament to Sandra and then a R2D2 ornament to
Diana.
Diana presents a disco ball ornament to Sandra and then a Silence
of The Lamb ornament to Maria, which on second thought says interesting things about
their relationships and what they know of each other. (Just a note: Silence of
the Lambs, referenced in the play as a Christmas movie, was released February
13, 1991.)
Sandra gives a vintage
Santa to Diana. (If it was a reference
to her age, one has to see that reaction.)
And she gives a nutcracker to Maria. (Is the nutcracker an ornament or a tool? I’ve
never had one that got past the first nut.) Also, Maria’s reaction to receiving the
nutcracker should lead us into her strong holiday memories.
And for these ladies, it is a night for remembrances, of showing
photos, sharing how they’ve managed to find themselves here and on this night.
How did they get here?
Well, it’s a questions better left for later.
In the meantime, they breakout the photos of their lives,
the large ballerina, the photo of a unibrow-Frida Kahlo look, a nothing but
braces photo, the drag queen dad, and the karate kid; all are on display from
Yee Sun Nam’s video display and production design projected on the upstage
screen.
These photos give us a glimpse of the remembrances, the
stories, of the three women and their lives up to this point.
Maria, half Lithuanian and half Mexican, was breastfed until
the age of five, which is probably why she is so healthy. And who could blame the mother, who is so
close to her daughter that they slept in a family bed until they couldn’t fit
everyone in bed anymore. So the
Lithuanian Daddy had to find other accommodations elsewhere in the house.
The closeness of mother to daughter is probably the reason
mom can’t let go of her only daughter to that “pinche Crack”. Her Mexican
mother claims that the fiance, “Crack”, well, his real name is “Craig”, is
trying to steal her lovely daughter away from her.
“I would go back to my mom, but she’s dead!” – Maria’s mom
Guilt trip 101.
Diana’s family is Cuban. Her mother was a 911 operator and not a life
reaffirming one.
“Chu gonna die!” – Diana’s mom.
Just what you need to hear – when you’ve swallowed something
you shouldn’t have – and are on the phone, in a dire emergency, with this 911
operator.
Diana grew up in Florida thinking everyone was Cuban
including Donny and Marie Osmond. Her story is not haunting, disturbing or
traumatic, just Donny and Marie in their wonder winter land of ice and snow
(the studio) making everyday look like Christmas.
But, Florida never looked like Christmas, what with the fake
snow, chancletas, arroz con cerdo, yucca, tostadas, flan, and Santa’s sled
pulled by dolphins.
And Diana is happy to introduce us to a word that describes
everything, “coño”. It’s a bad word,
said out of anger, happiness, or fear, but can be used to describe something
good.
“Christmas is going to be perfect, coño.” – Diana
Everyone in the family had a dramatic gene embedded in their
makeup especially when it came time to rid the family of an uninvited guest.
And lastly, Sandra loved lights, the room, the tree, and especially
loved the figures around the nativity manger. But growing up, and even after
all these years, she was still puzzled by one figurine. Along side of Mary,
Joseph, the Baby Jesus, and the three wise men, was the conspicuous of figurine of a guy holding chickens.
Christmas was always a slight disappointment for
Sandra. She was the one who wanted
trucks, and other toys that were generally for boys but was gracious when
receiving the Farrah Fawcett makeup doll, only to push it to the side for her
siblings to enjoy. The parents were insistent to move her in one direction
while she wanted to swing another way.
The family is musical and Sandra shares their talent. She wanted
a piano, and they gave her an inadequate substitute, an electric organ. But, she made the best of it and with her 8-track
tapes in hand; she learned to play music by ear.
L - R - Maria Russell, Sandra Valls - Photo: Xavi Moreno |
Sandra did not like going out, or menudo, but she did like dancing with girls and especially liked dancing the boy parts.
Not all of the memories are happy, there are tears of joy,
pain and suffering, but it all makes for interesting Christmas memories shared and
for all the right reasons.
One thing I look for in a play are the relationships, how
they fit together, and where they lead.
As it is now, The Latina Christmas Special stories are separate and
independent of each other without the one thing that ties it all together,
their relationship.
For example, without reading the program (and I didn’t), I
wouldn’t have known this was Sandra’s home.
An action, to strongly suggest this is Sandra’s space, is needed.
Secondly, we really have to know the foundation of their
relationships. In real life, they are
actors and comediennes, and in real life, they have come together to create the
show. But how does that translate on
stage? And, why are they here on this night?
So, this needs to be evident in the first few minutes of Geoffrey Rivas’ direction, when the
audience is working feverously to figure it out. Theatre is about the immediacy
of the moment. Why did they come together on this night? Why are they telling each
other their life stories? How, does the
conflict keep the show moving? And, what needs to be figured out on this very night?
(Let’s throw in an objective and a stronger through line while we are at it.) One
might not see this as a full fledge play but rather as three comediennes having
the time of their life on stage.
This is only a slight critique to a night that was well
done, funny, and enlightening. Rivas has given the show a stronger through line
and substance but more could be added to round out this wonderful show. For
example: Are they here to create the show?
And could there be a built in conflict in that scenario?
The actors Maria
Russell, Diana Yanez and Sandra Valls are all funny; each having
their own brand of humor with marvelous facial expressions, and it was a joy to
speak to them after the performance. A
meet and greet is the best way to go for this type of venue if only to say “the
work was splendid”.
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